Thought I would write a field trip of my recent trip to BKK and Pat, just an attempt to give something back to the great forum thaqt has given me so much.
Hopw I can contribute something good here (though I now you are all a bunch of LOS pros)
Day 1.
Finally arrived after the 15 hour flight from the Manchester. Phew. Flew etihad airways (380 return) quite nice, own toich screen tv and two meals. one stop over in abu dhabi, but you have an increased booze allowence from the uk to here so made the most of it :-)
anyway, arrived at bkk and tried to take your advice over rip off taxis,tried to get a decent price but surrendered in the end to 700bt.
had problems explaining the Dynasty Grande to the taxi woman, but got her to ring the normal dynasty and they got directions for me.
arrived at the dynasty grande and was impressed. was greated with a glass of wine and taken to my room.
was as horny as hell as you would imagine, after all those days wait and reading so much on the net,i had to get out there and easy myself in... if you know what i mean.
so,headed out to climitase to the bar scene, walking past nana hotel and nana plaza and all other places i had heard about.
ended up stumbling down soi 7/1, clocked the eden club and made a mental note a small smile crossed my face. i couldne beleive that i was finally here.
saw the down under and noticed that the soccer would be on tonight, so i made a note to come back later. for now i had more pressing things on my mind. :-)
stumbled passed the Sweethearts club at the bottom of soi 7/1 where a little cutie called ill caught my eye.
totally fluent in the langiage of the monger thanks to you guys I made the required small take, bought a lady drink and bar fined the little hottie. apprently she was from issan and had been in bkk a week, her english was bad. but that didnt really bother me
took ill back the to dynasty grande and was given a few funny looks by the staff. not suprised really since i had only been booked in 20 mins.
was shocked by how naive and shy ill was, all towels and running to the bathroom.
anyway, welcomed my self to bkk and throughly settled in. waived ill good bye after 4 hours with 2000bkk,thought i would be generous as she went beyond the call of duty.
had a quick nap and aquainted myself with the surrounding of the dynasty grande. quite nice i had to say, clean, excellent size room and the introductory rate made things quite sweet.
headed out to get something to eat and went to down under for the footy.
got speaking to the owner thomas who was a really nice chap, told me about himself and got quite friendly with a nice thai girl called nok. bought aher a few drinks as we watched england throw it away on penalties.
anyway, before i know it nok is telling me she wants to come home with me and that she likes me and if a i wait a bit we can avoijd the bar fine. so pulled nok and took her of for a night of passion.
day 2
next day she said that she wanted to come to pattaya with me. i declined her offer and headed out to see bkk at large. i had an errand to perfomr first, namely buying some goodies from Pantip Plaza so jumped in a tuk tuk and paid 100 baht for a trip over, bought some gooies and paid the same to come back. i know its ove rthe odds, but i had just got there and was dying to try out a tuk tuk.
got soemthing to eat and had a kip. woke up, got ready for battle and headed to NEP. has a look around and ended up in rainbow . got to say, i wasnt that impressed with the gogos, somebodies always hassling you and it has this wierd shamefull sex tourist atmosphere. i tried to talk to a few fellow mongers but they where having none of it.
barfine some hottie called porn and took her back to the room. was not impressed, attitude, was in and out on 30 mins, not in the slitestbit interested.
crestfallen after my first super day, i decided i was going back on the hunt and prepared myself for battle. first, i headed back to down under to see if i could get my hands on nok. had a chat with thomas but it seems that nok had hurt her bum and was not coming in today. i tired not to laugh when he told me this, though he finished his sentance saying that she had fallen of her bike so i didnt feel too bad :-)
headed back down the soi to the sweethears club, ill was there and asked me to bar fine her which i did...
day 3
was determined to see something not whorist related and headed out with ill in tow to the grand palace. i was amazed at the place and would definatly like to come back high season and see it again. ill seemed to like it as it was her first time.
next i dragged my tg to the canal to take one of those trips. obviously i got massivly ripped off and paid 900bt per person to spen an hour in a floating rickshaw in an open sewer and look at poor river kids!
still, one of those things, and seeing this side off bkk hammered home how most people in the work live. us mongers (for i am no amoungst you) come from our cushy backgrounds and lord it up. some of these people have it bad
headed back to bkk with ill in tow and got something to eat. then for another season
day 4
bidd goodbye to ill as this was to be my last day in bkk before heading to pattaya. went for a walk and got a taxi to mbk. decided i was going to leave the soapy for pattaya after a trip to darling massage and getting annoyed at the arsehole guy. what an excuse to head to the eden club!
anyway, got to say, i was a little dissapointed, im going to try this place again, but im more interested in the quality of girls, and even though they do everything, they didnt do anything for me looks wise. also 4000bt or whatever it was is a lot.
went and got something to eat and then headed out to the thermae. had read so much about this place thaks to you guys that i simply had to go!
well, i was totally blown away when i went in, a few seats, a big bar and loads of girls.
id decided that day that i wanted to get my hands on one of these super cute mini thai girls so picked one out and as per this forum smiled and asked her over. i bought her a drink and dispensed with the friend and off we went for somthing to eat. i was hoping to watch the footy first but as everywhere closes at 1pm we could only watch it in the hotel.
was a little shocked at little noy, first off there was no hiding behind the towel and covering ourseles with the sheets... anything went. she event told me she didnt think i was a buffalo and told me stories of taking pictures of herself with a client then threatening to send them to his house.
she even told me that she had been paid 3000bt a day by one english guy to sleep with him and wank him off every night! that went on for a month.
anyway, woke up the next day with noy leaving me and wishing me well. again gave her 500k over the asking price as i was so happy.
day 5
off to pattaya!
the dynasty has a free transfer to its sister hotel in pattaya so i decided to take advantage of this. slept on the way down and had a throughly good sleep.
arrived and decided to go for a bit of a walk, seeing as its low season it is a bit quiet. however, i bkk has a girl for every guy, patt has a bar for everyguy.
i wasnt simply choosing a girl to have to myself, i was choosing a bar to have to myself!
settled at first on de star bar on soi 13/1 (i think). i had seen a hottie at first at office girls on the same street but thought she had already been barfined and she asked me to comeback tomorrow.
so picked up nog after buying her a few drinks and went for something to eat.
went to one of those rip off places on walking street, but i say to myself, when in rome and i was desperate to try some great seafood. a plate of oysters went down extremely well.
took nog back to the hotel nd throughly enyoyed the rest of the day and night with her.