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Hey I poked-a-hontas..
Took a wrong turn at toke junction (I think.. i was stoned and looked at the totem pole carving and missed the right turn) and it was 200 odd miles to the next town not enough juice to turn back !! Haines Alaska !!!
Got thrown out of a bar there too.. For breaking in thier kitchen and eating thier cheese !! I couldnt make this shit up.. My only excuse being I was very drunk at the time..
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