I met two girls on the beach - got chatting and then felt really sorry for them. I decided to show them a good time and took them to Scruffy Murpheys to drink and chat with my mate and this Thai wife.
Had a lovely time blah, blah. Back at the beach they buy me a beer and suggest a Thai vs England drinking match - I won, and then went out like a light

Woke up hours later 14,000 Baht worse off
Older lady about 35 with star tatoo on wrist, wearing camoflage shorts - called herself Weiner, spoke really good English. Other one early 20's and spoke no English. Both from Chang Mai and they were hanging out by the Police station by the beach end of Bang La Rd.
Avoid them!!! You will recognise them 'cos they have both probably bought diamond tiaras
Take care out there,
Nic