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Originally Posted by Crustasian
OK - produce your spare bottle of booze and get shim horribly drunk.Then drag it outside and leave it under a tree. 
Leave a condom with some evaporated milk in its bum for good measure. 
THEN LOCK YOUR DOORS!!   |
That option wouldn't have crossed my mind.
At least with 50 stitches he has a good story to repeat on how he got that scar.