Yesterday I bought my plane tickets, using my air miles. I just had to pay for the airport tax. Now Korean Air, doesn't make things easy. They didn't take a foreign credit card, they didn't take a bank to bank transfer (like most companies do in Korea). I had to take a bus across the country (5 hours) and a 1 hour train ride to get the tickets.
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STORY
WARNING: This story contains references to the most disgusting thing in Western Civilization. Please proceed with caution and a bit a humor. It may be scary to some.
Now let me tell you about the disgusting part of the day.
I decided that after I got the tickets I would go get an Oakland Raiders sports jacket. To do this I would have to go to some stores outside a military base.
When I got there, I noticed that it must have been whale season as three white whales were marooned outside Starbucks drinking coffee and feeding. Now, I'm not what we call skinny myself, but these three heffers must have weighed in at 200 kilos each. My Lord, someone call the World Wildlife Fund to help these stranded cattle.
The only thing I could think of was either they were married to Captain Ahab or Jack Sprat. Then I almost lost it. Why would someone want to go to the College of the Atlantic to find a wife?
I mean, they were disgusting. Sally Mashed Potatoes and the Grazing Crew. They were eating oats and barley. One of them stuffed their nose into the plate like it was a feeding trough.
So I'm staring at the herd when Beanpole Harris comes walking over to them and plants a wet one on Petuna Pig. He sees me looking at them in digust and reaches over and grabs her utter. He smiles at me like he just harpooned Moby ****.
Well take the Great White back to Marine World and don't let it out again. I mean Nanu, Shabu and Orca would make a great show, but let them use Sweating to the Oldies on a concrete floor on the first floor. Run Forest Run
I know the saying "more cushion for the pushing", but this is more like all cushion. I wonder if they sit around the house, they really sit around the house. Or if the Two Tons of Fun wear high heels that dig three inches into the ground.
Word of advice for Slim, make sure there isn't a ceiling fan running when you mount Harriet Hippo.
So I'm shaking my head and decide to walk off from Fat Girl Three, when Ella the Elephant looks at me and says "Hey Sexy, you wanna f&^%? It's only $200 dollars for a short time."
I looked at the Titanic and said "The only difference between you and a Holstein is about 3 lbs. (1.5 kilos) and I bet the only difference between you and the Titanic is only 800 went down on the Titanic."
I turned around and walked off. The Guernsey stood up and pulled out her udder and said, "You will never have this. I bet you're gay."
I turned around and said "I would never want it from you Groucho (referring to the moustache below her snout)
. I have videos and references if you want to prove I'm not gay. I'm just not desperate."
I swear, these beached whales think that they are a novelty overseas with these desperate servicemen.
I just wonder, what are some of these guys thinking marrying something that fat and disgusting
?
Thank God I came to my senses years ago.
Friends don't let friends marry cows, pigs, great whites, whales, mashed potatoes or anything else that may scare you.
60 days.