Whilst I was stationed in Okinawa on two occassions several housewives and (another member of the family that is not to be mentioned here) were arrested for making their services available to local Okinawans and Japanese.
Guess what, they weren't of the Asian Sensation flavor. They were of the caucasian flavor that Asian men desire.
I'm sure that these mastadons were just bored and looking for a way to make money while their husbands were at work or on deployment.
Ella and the Elephants were pretty disgusting and probably thought since the flips charge so much, they could find a few servicemen who "are in need" and willing to spend a few dollars to get their fill.
Pretty disgusting if you think that someone would go to the circus to find Jumbo and her two twin pacoderms.
I should have went into one of the gift shops and tried to find a cow bell for Clarabelle and the two Holsteins.
They probably would have started shaking like they had mad cow disease or something. I wonder what Slim Pickings saw in the three tons of chewed bubble gum. Run Slim Run
The Fat Blubber three ...oh man I'm still shaking thinking that someone would either marry them or forbid...i say something bad on this site...I'm getting sick just trying not to write this next line
....someone would want these wooly mammoths...
oh, no...stop the insanity