[LivinLOS]

Dear HHPLC,

It has come to out attention that your new operative (the aforementioned Undies McKilt AKA Haggis McSporran AKA the Glaswegian Tumbler) and director for BKK operations, may in turn need to be put under covert survielance himself.

In these sad mesh influenced times, we can never be too careful and certain elements of McKilts uniform choices contain, shall we say, mesh leanings. Though he has not yet been observed with the full breathability of mesh, I am sure you can see the seeds of this insidious affliction. His MSN pic (I kid you not) is currently him reclining, legs akimbo, in a skin tight (on him) hot pink number. Is this the kind of image HHPLC wishes to promote of its senior staff.

We pray you know what you are doing and hope this is him deep undercover and not double agent stuff thats going on. At this stage HHPLC could be vunerable to a BKK mesh affiliated powergrab.

Stay vigilant.

Concerned of Croyden.