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Back In Town
I am sitting and thinking of the forth coming festivities.....
Christmas Eve:
Chav's been drinking all day, vommiting on your shoes all night. Overweight, ancient, emotionally damaged women telling you what bastard men have been in thier life, spending Christmas alone with just thier 5 grown up kids, 7 pets and their Mother "would you like to come"?
Christmas Day:
Wake up with vommit stained shoes, cigerette burns in my Armani Copy Suit, hangover from hell, 50£ lighter. Dreading the afternoon ahead with the Queens speech and forcing another Asda mince pie in my bilious body.
New Years Eve: (See Christmas Eve only multply the drama by 10)
New Years Day: (See Christmas Day only minus the Queens Speech, replace "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and change 50£ to 100£, ergo, hangover increase by 50%)
Hmmm....
Thinking over, booked on Emirates the 18th December, fly back to the UK on the 14th January,
Sefton, see you in the Outback hopefully this time!
Wow I feel better already
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