[Denver]

Originally Posted by faultytowers

Summer Breeze is terrible , lots of very nasty people stay there (Drunken Scots and car salesmen !!) , I would advise everyone to look for somewhere else. !!!!!!!

Come on guys , it's hard enough to get a room there as it is , without all the ex-P.V crowd as well.

I love my pool! One of the main reasons I stayed at PV. I love Bills place, love the setting, the coffee, the staff, the food, the fact that he buys me bottles of coke and offers a glass instead of just a straw in the bottle, but I keep dropping the glass because of my slippery flippers.

I was getting fed up of being put in a big canvas harness everyday on Soi San Sabai, hoisted high into the air and loaded by crane humiliatingly onto a flatbed truck and having hoses aimed at me to prevent my skin from cracking in the blazing sun while being stroked under the belly by several beautiful Greenpeace card-carrying bikini clad blond haired female Ozzie Marine Biology under-graduates. Clicking merrily as I am taken to the sea for a swim and perhaps thrown a few fish scraps for breakfast.

I know the pool isn't far from Summer Breeze but many of you have seen me in Thong and Flip-flops, the potential for arrest is high while walking along the street fighting ladyboys off with my patented 'Katoey Stick 2'