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Originally Posted by doctorglowstalk
Maybe these explanations will smooth out those confusing, tension filled moments when a newbee enters a Ladybar for the first time 
Upon sitting down you shall be asked many questions such as;
'Where U come from" which means .... I'm interested in you
'What your name' ...... I like U, do U like me
'U buy lady dink' ..... Do U find me attractive, do U want me
At this point a small plastic bag containing a cool, moist towelette will be popped & your brow & neck will be wiped .... the web is now being spun & it will be difficult to extract oneself now on ! 
After one or two drinks expect to hear:
'I take care of you' .... I want to f--- U
'Up to you' ...... As much as I can get
'I hungry' ...... Want tip
Most bargirls are 27 yo except the older ones who are 27.
If U see the same lady twice U are considered to be exclusively hers.
A lot of girls will have a sick momma / pappa or needy children back home & U will need to contribute to their welfare.
Everybody knows that ... |
Doc....sorry mate but did you make this load of tripe up yourself?