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Originally Posted by faultytowers
P.S I'll happily squash into the back seat with all the girls Kev.  |
Ummm
- the renegade bus driver has had an urgent committee meeting and unilaterally decided that certain persons will not be allowed on the pussy wagon owing to the logistical problems.
Consideration was made on a case by case basis:
Gollum - since if go anywhere near Kamala we always seems to get sucked into a galaxy Faa Faa away and I'm fearful that somewhere there is black hole or wormhole to which it prove impossible to escape. Risk factor 6.5/10
Scud - extreme danger of ending up on a marathon recce and not even making it back to Patong until daybreak. Risk 7/10
No Hope - use of mind control and other unspeakable phsycological mind tricks on the girls and possibly a desire to intoxicate them or me with bus beer. Risk 7/10.
Faulty Towers - perhaps ok heading out - but after consumption of serious amount of beer with Gollum and the other Middle Earth Hashers there is very high risk of
on the way back. As this is a free service the provision of pink recepticles is over budget and the pussy wagon is not open sided. Risk 9.2/10
Risk > 5/10 are regrettably barred from use of the pussy wagon
Anyone else wishing to be considered for the pussy wagon should let me know and the committee will reconvine to make a risk assessment.
Respectfully
The Pussy Wagon Committee