[Maxiu2]

Well Mike I understand your story of sitting on the back of a bike in the LOS.On my very first trip to Thailand I was a real rookie and it took me a few days to know all the rules.One night I went back to my hotel room and my mate was there with this thai beauty and i was going mad so I decided i would have to get myself one as well.The only problem it was about 5 in the morning and i was well pissed.I walk outside the hotel and there was no one about i was just about to give up when i saw this guy coming down the hill on a bike.I ran out and flagged him down and told him i would give him a few baht if he would bring me around patong so i could get a women.Off we went all around patong for about a hour but i could'nt fine any thai girls.Went back to the hotel and was sitting outside on the steps smoking a cig when i looked across the street and saw this beauty standing there.Over i went to see if she was game and sure enough she was.Brought her back to my room and that was my first encounter with a thai beauty.Also if you ever went by Molly Malones before they moved to a new location they used to have this big plastice pint of guinness outside.Well one night i decided that being irish it was my right to take this.I got a tuk tuk and took the large plastic pint of guinness and tried to get it into the tuk tuk.The doorman could'nt do anything as he was falling around the place laughing at me.Even the thai police came and i had one end of it in the tuk tuk and the thai police had the other end trying to get it of me.After a while the thai police were even bursting there holes laughing at this stupid c**t trying to get this large plastic pint of guinness into a tuk tuk.Well i ended up getting it only for the tuk tuk driver to charge 50 baht for me and 100 baht for the pint of guinness.I brought it back the next day
so everthing ended all right.I have few more good ones but i'll leave them for another time.