Originally Posted by PosK
Sup guys, I’ve posted here and there, but mostly been a lurker. Just want to share my preparation leading up to my third LOS season. My first trip was in 12/05, followed by my second tour on 6/06 and my third tour of duty is to commence on 01/07. For the past three months, I’ve been reading the form like a Quarterback studies game film, the level of detail and information concerning the P4P scene on this board is unparallel, worldsexguide.com is a joke relative to this site.
I’ve noted the following mistakes from my second tour: 1) Spent too much money: Not that I’m a Cheap Charlie, but I was too lose with the baht. I threw money around like I had a terminal illness. 2) Settled on mediocre chicks: on certain nights, I gave into the liquor and gave up the search and settled on 6’s & 7’s. I have been hitting the gym the last 6 months with determination in addition to developing an extensive drinking regime. I don’t plan on ever bring home anything less than an 8. 3) Stayed too long in Phuket and cancelled Bangkok. I never want to leave Patong, but I need to thoroughly explore Bangkok. I spent one night at Rainbow at NEP my last night and regretted extending my Patong stay. 4) Bar-fined the same chick two nights in a row twice. It’s easy to get emotionally attached to these charming girls, but this time around The Nater will be a cold-hearted beast ala Daniel Craig – Casino Royale.
The above is 50% sarcasm, 50% reality. Departing out of NYC on 1/12/07 and just like how great NFL coaches script the first 15 plays. I have scripted my first night. First, get Thai massage and release the knots that comes with 20 hours of flying, ******* option is there depending on massage girl. Second, head to Christin’s and throw down a soapie regardless of ******* decision. Third, head to restaurant No. 54 and slam down some chicken pad thai,. Four, head to watson’s and slam down 4 redbulls. Five, head to Dragon and see if my pervious conquests still dance there and scout some talent. Six, hit the bars and scout talent. Seven, take pictures with Ladyboys on Bangla. Eight, hit Banana and scout talent. Nine, hit Tiger scout talent and shoot for a 9. Ten, bang the chick and tell her to she must leave early next morning. Eleven, go to Phi Phi, rent a long tail and spend the day at Maya bay. Twelve, head back to Patong and repeat for the next 8 days.
Can’t wait!
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