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A GUY is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his nuts at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest nuts I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's nuts, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
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ROLL ON OCTOBER........
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