Dodger, I think he would be the perfect mod for several reasons:-
1. He already has a sponsor that lets him live in paradise.
2. Surely has a fetish for busty Thai women!
3. By the time his keyboard skills are up to scratch, he will be able to traslate the bad Thai used on the board!
4. He is already as understandable as Tin Tin
5. He uses less words than IJ to get his message across.
6. He has already done a Dawsey/ Alfie ( at least he had nappies!)
7. He has probably met more BMs than Nicke!
8. He has a built in Thai girlfriend in Nathalie
9. All the BGs think he is a "hansum man"
And he can, literally, put his foot in his mouth!!!!
