[Denver]

Originally Posted by irishfrank

I should explain that at the moment I am what is described as morbidly obese. surley the thai government have laws about men of my age and build wearing thongs.Please tell me they not compulsary.jeeze I'll never get laid if the BGS see me wearing that kind of rig, ah well down to the gym.

Gymnasia are for losers Frank. Yes, the Thai Government does have rules and certain regulations about fat blokes wearing tiny, yet tasteful, look like under-crackers but aren't - beach thongs. Ah!! I just flaunt those laws and wave my hand at authority in a distainful way. Rules are made to be broken and the TIT Thong TAT is just plain ting tong. There is only one rule in that very big book of rules worth noting: Fat bloke on horiday wearing nid noy western tong should not leave plastic bike seat in sun all day. Many laughs for evelyone when he come back flom beach! Worth noting IMHO.

If you feel you maybe initially embarassed Frank then I suggest you build down to a thong by wearing an extremely tight pair of speedos for the first couple of days or so then move onto a training thong.

I too can also refute what Simon had to say about Dodger as I was there with him and it wasn't him............Probably.......Think I may have messed that up a bit!