[Denver]

I accidentally bought some of that skin 'whitening' product thing at the K&M or could be 'N' Mart the other day.

I was doing some plumbing today in my best plumbing thong, it was damn hot and I was sweating, and had a big greasy tool in my hand when one of the estate administrator young ladies walked in to tell me that pest control was going to be here in a couple of days or so. I flicked the hair out of my eyes in slow motion as my molten sweat flew into the air and I ran my dirty hands over my hard body leaving streaks of grime over my 8 pack, someone had put on some hardcore R&B in the background and flicked the kettle on for a brew...........I could see her lick her lips provocatively, nostrils flaring, nipples like Scammel starter buttons, her pupils dilating in an aroused way........."I need a shower" I said in my rugged Lancastrian way........"Me too" she said...........I thought that funny as I hadn't asked her name!

I put my tool back in its box and followed her as she lost her clothes all over the bedroom (I will have to talk to her about that.....Tidyness and all that!) I folded my thong and placed it carefully over the back of a chair and pulled her into the cool water. She reached for the accidentally purchased 'Whitening' skin product and rubbed some into my muscled, hard, ripped, torn, big, did I say muscled shoulders and asked me if I was alright! I said "I am fine thank you too!" Thankful that I had remembered her name........Phew!

*Phew works in the Beergarden and this definately wasn't her!

"No" she said, "you all white!".....................Oh how we laughed.............Until she asked me for the utilities bill and took her reciept book out...............That'll be the 5K then...............Laters chaps!