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...to know about LOS but were too afraid to ask" thread...mainly because you'd get "SEARCH" screamed at you.

This is the thread to ask inane questions that 'do not deserve their own thread', thread.

I'll start;

*roasted eggs, dried squid and peanuts, as sold by walking human scales. Why? How? What for?*

and

*where can I find the bastard that invented that irritating wooden frog thing that goes "ribbit", and will any jury in the land convict me if I torture him slowly using his own invention?*