I have a question. When you are on the wagon, what do you say to the girls and bartenders, who make funny faces at you, in a very disapproving way, like "why you no like have fun?" or "what's wrong with you, you strange man," etc., when you order a water.
The first time I ever went to LOS, I flew into Phuket first. I stayed on the wagon all the way to Chiang Mai before I broke down and had a beer, probably because the GF, who didn't drink herself, and was not a BG/FL, questioned why I didn't like to drink beer, and get mao nitnoi like all the other farangs. She seemed to disapprove of my sobriety, even though she was a teatotaller.
