[LivinLOS]

A few years back I had a major crash.. Miracle I walked away from it.. Head on into a car and literally flew clean over it..

Anyway I then also tried to run away with my flip flops slapping and got caught climbing the wall of the wat !!! Down to the station and of course breath test.. I fail.. So I insist the Thai guy gets beath tested too.. He fails worse than me.. OK 50/50.. I had to pay some damage but the rest was just laughed at..

Another time on a bike crash back from Safari.. All got out of hand and I ended up in a multi person fight.. Police turned up as I was kicking a guy on the floor kinda brutally.. Never even tested me.. Sent another Thai guy top the monkey house and were totally on my side.. They said it was obvious I was drunk.. But just wanted the issue closed.

I remember years back watching from the blue note bar looking down onto Bangla at closing.. this guy got on a bike, kick started it and fell over.. Gets up, repeats.. Falls over.. The police pull up while he was lieing in the road.. Pick him up, start the bike for him, get him on it.. And even pushed him a little so he got his momentum to balance and wobbled off up the road.. The whole street cheered and they got in car and drove off..

I have heard that in last 2 years they have got way worse.. But if your on the roads between 2 and 7 am then most people are drunk.. I was on the road before 6 this morning and the people through town are just a mess, barely able to balance let alone pay attention..