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I think Alfie should be the new CEO as Mav, for his own good, needs some time out of the office.
I think Bono should be appointed as a special assistant to the new CEO as he has shown an innate ability to get his money's worth out of every situation (ie staying at hotels with free mini bars, who cares that the hotels cost 5 times more than one where you have to pay for the mini bar), has been able to get to the bottom of things (his glass, Areeya, etc.), his picture will look good on corporate billboards and on the newly proposed nationwide TV ad campaign sponsored by Rosso (sorry Denver & Dodger, he is prettier than both of you combined), and he will follow the CEO anywhere (LB Bars, Guess Bar, etc).
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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