Having been invited to vote on this important issue,I feel I should take this task seriously,however I know nothing about the candidates other than the accusations and counter accusations of the rival camps.I feel a personal mission statement by the candidates, written and posted by them,would benefit those of us who are not up to speed on the current situation.
I am however deeply concerned about the character of a man who shits himself on public transport and goes on to boast about this horrific act long after the event
Given the nature of the work this company specialises in I feel its leader should be a man of integrity and discretion.In short uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels on a train may indicate a far more disturbing character flaw!!
Whilst pondering this problem the words of that well known theologian and banjo player, John Calvin came to mind:
I consider looseness with words no less of a defect
than the looseness of bowels.
JOHN CALVIN 1509-1564