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Old 03-03-2003, 11:15
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Thailand stories

Hi all,

In the couple of local bars that I drink in, people all know that I am a pervert. I have been away that many times in the last couple of years, and I have shown people in the bar many dirty pics that I now dont tell anyone of my sexploits. They just ask if i have had a great time and naturally I answers yes.

The best of it is that they have seen photos of me in action, and the pics are with ladyboys. Not one person has said 'thats a man'. ALL of them have said 'phwoar, she is beautiful!!!'
They then go on to say "1,000 baht for all night with her!!! Im coming with you next time!! " But they never do.....

Then you always get some smart **** who will say something like "are you off to Thailand soon to shag a ladyboy?"

And I reply "Of course! Why shag the women, when you can have the real thing".

And little do they know, that in the photos they have almost been wanking over in the pub, that the 'beautiful girl' in the photo actually has a bigger **** than they do

One day the truth will emerge. Do I care? Do I fxxk.

Now, the only people I talk with in depth about Thailand are the people who have been.
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