1)Crutches should be no problem in Patong, just so long as you don't whack anybody with them!
2) You said it best when you stated: "you only live once and have to grab life by the balls once in a while!" That is just the attitude that you ought to have when you go to LOS! You will have a great time, when you look at your holiday that way!
3) The road is called "Bangla Road." Repeat after me, Bang-la Road!!
4) Why do you call yourself "Crab Man?" Do you work in a fish market? Or a carnival sideshow?
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LOS is warm, soft, smooth, and brown.
