There are tons of fat Falang girls for him there and you can find a honey there as well. (Just not as many cuties as patong but you will manage.)
Otherwise take him to either Irish bar (moley malones or scruffy murphy's )sp?) your Thai girl will be half the size of his girl he can take her to Mc Donalds for a super size meal and then you can go eat thai food with you "teelak". She can pound down pints of beer with your mate and your teelak will get drunk on tequila shots with you licking the salt off of her. Then have your mate do it with his girl and take pics so you can tease him endlessly forever about his foolishness.
Also try to get a swim suit pic with his girl and you with your girl.
