[Masterwoodsman]

Again not related to Thailand but still a funny story.... back in UK 2001 i had the urge one day to visit this seedy massage parlour in town. Everyone knew about it but no-one talked about it.

Anyway cut a long story short after my rub and tug i went down the back stair case when who should be coming up the stairs but my best mates dad !!!

They're one of these families where butter wouldn't melt and they've been married for over 40 years, very prim and proper. Well the look on Jim's face was absolute horror, embarassed and guilt all rolled into one.

Then came the classic excuse, he said someone had told him the Massage had closed a while back and that it was now an Indian restaurant, i mean who goes for an Indian at 2.30 in the afternoon!!

Anyway we went for a beer after and laughed about it, then made a pact that it would stay our secret. I must say he had a lot more to lose than i did !!!