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We get the professionals in every month, they spray in all the corners etc of the room, smells decidedly unhealthy, Gee quite often does this strange Thai dance, lying on her back waving her arms and legs in the air, but after say 30 mins, she seems to recupperate and then I notice the ants put up a sign outside warning all their insect buddies to stay away for a month.
Tried stand and deliver song but all the locals were going down like 9 pins thought initially it was my bad singing voice but eventually realised that there was no way they were parting with their hard earned bahties!!!
Alternative that quite often works is to throw your underwear out onto the lawn as this seems to distract them and they tend to congrgate in all the more soiled grolllies, something to do with Einsteins theory of ants in ya pants I think!
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