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Originally Posted by crazyswede
Sorry to say but i had to stop cosīi couldnīt feel my arms after a couple of treatmentīs and could hardly get out of bed in the morning eighter!
Kind of miss her beating me up in the sand...
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Many farangs do not like the Thai massage, because when you first get one, you will be very, very sore and aching the next day. And even many more days after if you get another massage each day, but less sore each day.
After a week, then you don't get sore from it at all any more, except for the occasional bruise if the masseuse employs a very hard technique, but you can always tell her "bao, bao", which means gentle or soft. After the massages don't make you sore anymore, then your body is far more agile and flexible, and you feel younger and healthier, because of the increased flexibility. Makes it more fun to dance all night!
One masseuse in Chiang Mai when asked about what kind of massages the foreigners like, she said "American say 'soft, soft', Japanese say 'hard, hard' meaning that the Americans always find her technique too hard, but the Japanse want her to do it harder". I found her way to be just perfect for me. She was a plump 29 year old gal with the smile of an angel. I miss her more than words can tell. Our relationship was platonic, of course. She was a true angel. her name was Oui.
Another masseuse I had also in Chiang Mai on a different trip, had a very rough technique. I liked it an awful lot, though. I found that next to sex, there was nothing better for me. Two hours with her often left me with bruises. When she would push or pull real hard on some part of me, sometimes it would knock the wind out of me, and I would go "Oooph, arghhh," and all the other masseuses would laugh. So one day this happens, and my masseuse says to me, "You want it softer?" I said. "Hey, you're the expert, you do it any way you want. Whatever you think is the best thing for me." She replied, "You say I do whatever I want to you?" I said, "Yeah." She said, "Then is OK I kill you?" I said, "It wouldn't be the worst thing that ever happened to me!" Everbody in the room cracked up, and May and I laughed long and hard.
I miss May, too.
In Chiang Mai, you don't strip down for a massage, you put on a baggy shirt and pants, like a ghi. The massage room is communal, and you can see all the other massueses and clients, and they see you. When you get a big room packed with masseuses and farangs, everyone can hear each other's conversations. The masseuses mostly seem to be natural-born comediennes, and when the farangs get into it throwing in their two cents worth, the result is often much riotous humor. So, you not only get a 2 hour massage, but two hours worth of hilarious entertainment!!
JayBee
