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horrible things that they are, dreading the day i see one when up visiting north, timeshare with beautiful view of rice fields and the klong.

i like simbos reply its a goody.

if they ask me if i speak english i usually reply "mai put pasa angrit", they usually leave you alone.

2 mates and i walking along beach road before, up came the timeshare motorbike demons, i said sorry to them i am busy, just talk to my manager (worked well that line with tailors etc and other touts, "hey mister manager talk to your boss for me about suits"), my poor mate was stuck there for about 2 hours, too polite to tell them bye bye, only problem was he was thinking about buying one after the hard sell, god protect him from car salesmen etc.

he is a catholic, anyone know the patron saint of protection against touts?.