[Soupdragon]

My friends Simon and Sarah were on their first trip to Thailand and spent some time here in Patong where I gave them the guided tour of Bangla. Sarah had said she wanted to see the ladyboys so I took them down Soi Catoy. After a few drinks they said they needed to go off and do a bit of shopping and could I watch their stuff, camera etc. OK no problem. Got bored after a few mins so thought I would a have a laugh with them so took the camera (this was a few years ago so was a film camera) and paid a couple of ladyboys to expose their assets. Several photos later the camera is back on the table when Simon and Sarah return. Simon was always the joker so I thought he would see the funny side of explaining to Sarah and friends back home why he had photos of ladyboys exposing themselves when he got the photos developed back home. A couple of nights later we were out again and Simon said he wanted to go back to Soi Catoy, I didn’t think anything of it as we had had a good laugh there. After about 5 mins 4 ladyboys came over and started climbing all over me silicon flying everwhere and then I noticed Simon with his camera firing off loads of shots of me and 4 Catoys. He had had his other film developed in Bangla, seen the photos I had taken, realized what I had done and planned his revenge. Now there are photos of me apparently in Catoy heaven hanging over the bar of my local in UK with the caption "Did He Or Didn't He". Moral, what happens on Bangla stays on Bangla, NO CAMERAS.