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Reality Check
Take a deep breath and dive in. Be polite, smile a lot and buy a few drinks but not too many. If you find yourself being monopolised by a girl you don't really find that attractive move on. They have played the game many times before, you haven't.
Never go bareback. Never ever ever. You will probably get an NSU from oral sex but the Wattana Clinic is only a short walk from Bugger Alley.
Try to improve your skills at Connect 4 before you come. This will help you a lot. The girls love a winner.
Never go with a girl who is taller than you are and always look at the hands and adams apple just to be sure unless you like surprises.
But most of all bring some common sense.
Hope it all goes well
Mac
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