I've dug out a post I made at this time last year , it may save some time when opening up the "Todays posts" link .
Quote:
Because I'm a lazy bAstard , and will probably be too drunk on holiday to do much posting , I thought I'd just use one thread to cover all the "standard" posts.
1. - Hello and welcome to the (board/forum/madhouse).
2. - Please use (the search button/Google/your fcukin' brains).
3. - Nice pics , please (post more/delete/send them to me coz I'm too lazy to look for any).
4. - ST price is (insert any number you can think of !!!).
5. - LT price is ( double the first number you thought of !!!!!!).
6. - Yes s(he) is / No s(he) isn't / Who gives a fcuk !!!!.
7. - Happy (Birthday/Christmas/New Year/ Bar mitzva).
8. - Congratulations on your ( 1 , 100 , 1000 , 100000000000000th) post.
9. - Please use (spell checker / paragraphs /crayons).
10. -You are a (good guy/troll/fcukin' moron).
11. - Is this thread (real / a joke / posted while p!ssed).
Think that covers the main ones and will keep my post count down a bit , feel free to add any others you can think of.
This will also save space on the board , instead of a long winded answer you can just post the relevent /appropriate/lowest number(s).
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PS. Please note Post # 7 , it'll save us having "The Twelve Threads of Christmas"
