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This reminds me of a story:
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about how they make their wives ***:
The Englishman says "I spread strawberries and cream over my wife's body and lick them off. She rises 6 inches off the bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman says "Non non. I pour champange all over my wife's body and lick it off. She rises 9 inches off the bed in ecstasy."
The Aussie says "Well after I've finished, I wipe my **** on the curtains and she hits the fcukin roof."
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