Been living in LOS long time now ( over a week) and am amazed at the length of time these Thai totty types and their families spend in front of the goggle box watching soap operas. Its like fecking Essex here.
Ive got mama, sister, brother in law and skinny tirak all gaga at the box!!
Im sat outside on the terrace bored enough to post on the forum (

) and drinking fecking alcopops with lychee in them.
Is this life in LOS or is there hope for me??
Your Thai GF a box addict too??
I need to be rescued.