[Denver]

It's definately in thier 'Book of Tricks' or 'Getting the Most from your Falang'

My fault for doleing my phone number out but when I had to return to the UK for my next 12 month visa for the preceeding 3-4 days to me leaving my phone never stopped ringing with girls asking to go to the airport with me.

It got tempting to lay on a minibus for them but that would have been silly.

I can still remember the list of things to be brought back from Farangland mentioned in these last minute phonecalls. I think the best one was a notebook computer with 80Gb of RAM. Do you reckon she had a list and had just put a small tick against that one!

The 'lurker' asked for a new mobile phone which I couldn't give to her when I got back as she had buggered off to Korat with a 55 year old Danish bloke who is building her a house.................After the wedding of course!

I'll just hang on to it until she gets back to Kamalalala after the divorce.