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'I saw on the news today that there was a break in at the City of Manchester stadium and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. Greater Manchester police are looking for a man with a pale blue carpet.'
Oi! cheeeky monkey chances are the thief got mugged on his way out knowing beswick as i do!!
forgot about the non alcohol day had 2 days of that when i last went over xmas and landed before i got to a 7-11 to stock up (samui) fortunately the hotel was still more than helpful in stocking up my room fridge and the receptionist and i got very close but that's a whole different story
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