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Some what on topic

Master Card Wedding***
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You got to love this guy...This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at*Clemson*University*.It was in the local newspaper and even*
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.*After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.*
He said he wanted to thank*
everyone for coming, many from*
long distances, to support them*
at their wedding.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation*
he said he wanted to give everyone*
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of*
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to*
everyone, and asked them to*
open their envelope.
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Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossyof his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious*
of them weeks earlier and had*
hired a private detective to tail*
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions*
for a couple of minutes, he*
turned to the best man and*
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned*
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the*
dumbfounded crowd and said,*
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled*
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding*
immediately after finding out*
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the*
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a*
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the*
bride's and best man's reputations*
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'*
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception*
for 300 family members and*
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week*
honeymoon accommodations in*Maui*: $8,500.

The look on everyone's face*
when they see the 8x10 glossy*
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money*
can't buy, for everything else*
there's MASTERCARD**

A Mastercard Wedding*'Life isn't like a bowl*of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--*what you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow......'*
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