[aussie mike]

Hey! This is my first post. Stumbled across this forum 6 weeks ago while booking my 6th holiday to Thailand. I must say I have become rather addicted to logging on and reading all the threads, so much so that I decided to register and participate myself.
A lot has changed for me since my first trip to Thailand in 1997. I'm 11 years older, I can't and don't drink as much as I used to and would like to, and I'm a bit wiser to the ways of the World of Thailand. However for all its faults and differences I find holidaying elsewhere boring in comparison, and a lot more expensive.
I've never been to a 'massage parlour' and nor have I ST TG's (doesn't suit my personality). I have on occasion though enjoyed the LT company of a beerbar girl, but I've found I don't really like waking up with them in the mornings. It can be complicated and there is always the danger of becoming emotionally involved (for me anyway-I speak from first trip experience).
However rather than abstaining altogether I thought maybe I should try a 'soapie' from an establishment such as Annies at Bangkok or Sabbie dee at Pattaya. I've got a pretty good idea what to expect from reading this forum. I do feel though rather awkward when it comes to tipping and I know its expected. Do i tip directly to the girl or when I pay the bill, when do I tip and how much etc.
Any suggestions, advice, or comments from all of the above is much appreciated.
Cheers in advance. I leave in 2 weeks on the 11th May for 4 days in Bangkok followed by 6 days in Pattaya and getting very excited.