[Dodger]

Okay, i've been involved in a lot of different challenges since coming to live here in Phuket but tonight was the most intense yet.

Me and the boy spent 18 months defeating all comers in the world series golf tourney to eventually lose our title to the Swedees (Nicke & Goran), we aged twenty two years to take up the Lawn bolws world series against the NILS to double up for the ten pin bowing championship of the world to gub them once again!!!!! Aussie 0 England 2

But tonight we invented a new world series match up that, I can honestly say was the hardest yet!!!!!!!!!

Venue - Broomsticks Bar - Kamala

Challenge - those smelly antiseptic little bally things in the toilet to be located in the drainage holes of the urinal

Rules- once the seal is broken you get as many goes as you can go
All world series scores to be adjudicated by Fon (official adjudicator from Surin)
No removal of the piece of chewing gum in the centre of the pan, nor movement by any external means (hands checked on return for wet fingers)

Course - a total of 15 drainage holes, (not counting one that was covered by the chewy)

Okay first to break the seal, Deano, comes back with a pathetic 5 holes covered and the challenge is layed.

Duncs cracks in with a very substantal 11 and a score that stood for some time.

Denver pops in with a 9 and then due to a very weak bladder pops back in with a 10, very shortly after.

Dodger, holds on for a very special super blaster.

Deano goes back and records a respectable 10 but fails the biggee as he miss squirted the chewy and blasted 2 scoring ballies, which would have given him a leading 12, hard luck Deano, better luck next time.

Finally, I relent and go for gold, there is 11 already scoring on my arrival to the urinal, as some biggish swedish guy has laid down a good blaster before my visit. I'm doing well, moved with a gentle nudge 2 more into scoring postions but a involuntary twitch, well maybe a squirt, blasts most of the ballies to the rim and i end up with a pathetic 7.

Just as it looks like Duncs will scoop the world championship. Denver (oh weak bladder boy) pops in for a last gasp effort and records a 12!!!!!!!!!

With that we drank up, paid the check bin and fecked off home, leaving the twat to walk home and savor his moment!!!!

World challenge/ world smallenge - whats next???????