[kodazsamui]

newbie intro and a passion for los
my intro
not long returned from my 3rd visit to los, and it just gets better. i just envy the way the thai just get on with things, they have very little if any comforts in life, yet there always happy, smiling folk. so may i start by saying "i dont go with lady", why you may ask?. well i travel with a few friends & my fiances "3" yes "three" brothers. so now you understand my position.this does not distract my enjoyment in any way. we all frequent the local soi's whether its in bangkok, phuket or my personnal favourite koh samui and i include myself in the bar traditions with the bg's, pool, connect4, jenga & the dreaded nail game. i have great conversations & laughs with the bg's, well thats when they can understand my geordie accent - its usally "WHAT YOU TALK" my reply "ENGLISH", bg's reply with a frown "NOT ENGLISH". we stay at the yorkshire inn in patong, with its very friendly staff and great food but i hear their extending the number of rooms & restaurant, which may spoil it i feel.
well thats enough about me, here's a funny story which happened to 1 of my friends- lets just say, we call him "SO" or "SERIAL OFFENDER".
SO he likes to be prepared for most outcomes in the bedroom, and therefore he buys his viagra in two forms - tablet & jelly which comes in a little sachet.
so he'd been with this bg for 2 previous nights & on the 3rd night there lying in bed & the bg says she has a small present for him, he takes what he thinks is a jelly viagra and says thanks but are you sure, bg replies yes, too which he rips it open and sqeezes it into his mouth, the bg shouts NO NO!! its lubricant!! happy days-will post more soon