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Old 12-05-2003, 06:14
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Talking Oh I love the 'younger generation'.

I had to laugh at this post amigos.

Im not poking fun at anyone, so dont get the hump, but it was really funny when I luv Allah (piss take) said "The girls DO notice a difference".

Without a doubt you are right. When you look good you feel good, and the girls would rather be humped off a 19 year old in his fake Armani trousers and shirt from Harry the Tailor, than some 79 year old crusty old maggot, BUT, I will be the first to say Im not slim or sexy, but I have seen more sex than a policemans torch, and I didnt go out looking like a Gianni Versace catwalk queen

You also said "We get so much attention". A guy could go in and look like a buffalo, but if he has 2,000 baht to give, and you have 1,000 then YOU might be going back to your room to shuffle with your knuckles!!!

Of course Im joking and taking it a bit extreme, but I have had plenty of good looking girls AND guys (ladyboys) who would loooooovvvvvveeee to marry me

Jokes aside, it is nice if you feel good when you go out, but ALWAYS remeber, they dont love you. Its a job, a meal ticket. You are making them have sex when they may not want it. THEY need or want the money. You could be dressed like Batman and you would still get a shag in Thailand.

Probably lots more than normal
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