mmm....a few stories. Well i can think of one to hand.
The last time we went, 2 other friendscame with us. One friend is a very good boy - intellectual, doesnt really drink, doesnt smoke, doesnt play about with girls.
So, we thought it our duty to take him to Patpong for the first nite, just to initiate him to the culture
So we go to this bar (not a gogo bar) and just have a few drinks. By a few drinks...i mean about 8 tequilas!!!
By which point he was quite paralytic!So then, we thought he was ready for a trip to a go go bar.
So we go in this bar, and sit down, and then get some drinks. The 4 of us were sitting in a line on a leather couch, and this friend of ours was sitting on the end. Anyway, as expected, a girl comes and sits next to him, and starts talking to him. Im sitting next to him, and by which time he is feeling rather bad and says to me " i feel really sick, if anyone touches me im guna throw up". And as per usual, the girl slides her hand up his leg, aiming for his crotch,when suddenly, he pukes all over her!!!!!
Oh my god, it was like out of a movie. The girl was screaming hysterically, he was still throwing up all over the bar, and me and my other 2 friends could do nothing but laugh!!!
We apologised to the girls of course and then thought it fitting we should leave.
So we tell him we want to go to a private party, which he is not up for at all. Yet we drag him in the taxi, and we're heading down the main road. Suddenly he feels the urge to throw up, and just opens the door of the taxi in the middle of the bloody road travelling at like 40 mph! the taxi driver was going ape shit!
I know it probably doesnt sound too funny, but if u knew this guy,it was the most funny thing. He didnt drink for the next 17 nights! And he did remain true to his statement.....he didnt sleep with one girl!
Happy days