Another story that comes to mind is when i was in Phuket.
We had a really good night out, so we wanted to do something memorable, so that we would never forget it.
during the night we had got speaking to these 2 english girls. We were walking them back to their hotel when suddenly we had a brainstorm.....lets leave our clothes with the girls...and the 4 of us boys would run into the sea naked! So we go to the beach at about 4am, and we all get our kit off. The other 3 boys kept their boxers on, but i thought, what the ****, i mite as well go all the way.
Anyway, we left our stuff with the girls and headed for the water. It was pretty cool, so we didnt want to stay in the water too long. Anyway, after about 5/10 mins we head back. But in the distance, there seems to be more figures than just the 2 girls. When we got closer, it became apparent that the extra 9/10 figures were ladyboys!!!! They started heading for us....so we were like "****...what should we do?"
It was quite scary having that many ladyboys chasing u! So we ran, naked, from the beach,over the beach road, along the beach road, and headed into our hotel (Patong Merlin) were we jumped straight into the swimming pool.
Then the security guard came round, and we were expecting a telling off, but instead he was smiling at us in a perverted way, so then we sent one of the guys back to collect the stuff off the girls, and he escaped luckily!
It was such a funny time in retrospect, yet scary at the time!
I suppose that would have been Mike GBs heaven!
ha ha