[Denver]

This American bloke goes into a pub in Southern England. He gets himself a pint and then he challenges anybody to a game of pool and he beats everyone.

The barman says, "you're good, but Smiffy will have you."

Then he challenges anybody to a game of darts and he beats everybody at that as well.

The barman says, "you're very good, but Smiffy will have you."

Poker is the next challenge, and once again he beats every person he plays.

The barman says, "you're fcuking good, but Smiffy will have you."

With this, the American chap says, "who the fcuk is Smiffy?"

The barman points to a little elderly man wearing a flat cap, sitting at a table in the corner of the pub.

He walks over to the table and the old guy stands up, then flicks a beer mat up in the air, drinks a pint of lager, lights a fag, pulls his trousers down and catches the beer mat right in the crack of his ar5e and says, "can you do that?"

The American flicks the beer mat up in air, drinks a pint of lager, lights a fag, pulls his trousers down

........and Smiffy fcukin' had him!