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Groucho Marx
My favorite is what got him kicked off of TV:
in response to a guest on "You Bet Your Life" that said he had 13 children because he loved his wife, Groucho said, "I love my cigar, but I take it out every once and a while."
On the issue of humans and animals, Smual Clemens (Mark Twain) said, "The human being is the only animal that blushes, .....and has need to."
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