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Old 14-02-2005, 05:10
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Originally Posted by marc26
my 1st time in thailand in march, i got a bacteria infection in my stomach. it wasnt as bad as it sounds but i had the major shits. i mean, ive been there 3 times since and always have some sort of shits, but these were uncontrollable. i remeber my last night, in bamgkok, before i went home, i shit my bed. that poor little maid!

Well done !

Now you are a real man.

I have always considered that if you shit the bed, you are a real man.

Pissing is no good - lots of people do that when they are drunk.

Shitting is Premier League

I have done it a couple of times.

Once all over the leg off the girl i was living with

When I first woke up I got a whiff of this awful smell. I lifted the covers and there was shite all down her leg. I thought to myself "You dirty cow!"

Then I realised.....

It had been me !

Strange, but our relationship didnt last much longer after that.
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