The thai language is hard to master, this may help.
new= news
cork= coke
eye= ice
motobuy= motorbike
cully= curry
rye= rice
offit= office
footbon= football
Emay= email
air= air con
abow= about
smy= smile
condom= stubbie holder
take shower= you smell
you forget my name= you forgot her name
play game?= buy me drink
buy me drink= buy me drink
monkey house= jail
Lec= Rex
were you go= buy a beer at my bar
handsome man= buy a beer at my bar
sit down please= buy a beer at my bar
Know any more?
cheers barflyrex