All your bragging is making me feel sick. Congratulations on doing well, but don't come on here rubbing it in our faces asswipe.
Come to Thailand, taste everything that Thailand offers, try the food, the ladies, the bars, see the sights then make a decision on the future.
"And unlike (it seems :P) the majority of single males that go to Thailand, I can keep my **** in my pants when I want to".
This is a very bold statement coming from someone who has never been to LOS. When you've visited, please post again and let us know if you were successful in keeping your d*ck in your pants. Odds are against it.
You sound abit of a geek to be honest. Spent most of your youth sitting playing computer games at night whilst your friends were out getting laid and I expect you were beaten up at school for your lunch money. Now your older, your geekiness has paid off and you have a great job that pays well(Again Congratulations), but buddy your still a geek, just a geek with money.