SAWATDEE - but it might be interesting if you put the polite particle on... can't you just hear the commentry "SAWATDEE KRAP's coming from behind..."
MAI PEN RAI (it doesn't matter - easy come easy go (bet money that is)).
SOI DOG
PATONG PRINCE (ESS won't fit)
TSUNAMI (portion of winnings to MTB relief fund)
MONGER L (get it? He's a monger who's a mongrel!)
VITAMIN V (just keeps on going... This would confuse the Americans who would want to know what happened to VITAMIN I to IV)
BLUE DIAMOND
RED DIAMOND
LBFM (little brown furlong machine)
Cheers,
K.