Hey Mikey,
Where's that sense of humor, Mikey. Why so glum? Life is a blast! Join the party.
Tell us a joke, Mikey. Where is the old the fabled Dirty Mike sense of humor? You can do it, Mikey. We are all rooting for you to make a comeback!
I'll try to see of I can help you. Think FARTS! Come on, Mikey. That is your specialty. You must have a good fart joke that you haven't used lately. C'mon, Mikey old pal, old bastard. We don't believe you're over the hill yet. Just go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet and do what you do best(if you did it before you posted, it would save us listening to a load of shite!
). I'm sure if you apply yourself properly, you can get that devilish mind putting out the gas again. Think FARTS, Mikey. It is your specialty! FARTS!
Your fan
and helpful friend,
JayBee